Wade Robinson

"Well it would be uncouth not to accept the hospitality of others." Wade didn't own a CD player but if he concentrated really hard he might be able to imagine exactly what kind of music Dynamo would produce.

"Dryads? No, I don't think there are any dryads in Agartha. See the Agarthans are in tune with all of their land so they don't need an intermediary. They all keep the trees company." Wade had never completed the training necessary to ever actually learn how to talk to trees. He could talk to birds which admittedly came up a bit more often with the amount of pigeons in Metro City but ultimately birds never had anything to add to the conversation.

If somebody were to walk through the park right now they might notice something very peculiar. They would first notice there was a naked green woman and then they might notice that there was a hobo standing beside the dryad.

"I think that you would like Agartha, Beatrix Potter."

"Who are you fighting? Like tournament fighting or home intruder fighting or super villain fighting? Do you want to fight a god because I can tell you how to do that as well."

Wade wanted to fight a god so bad.

Well a screaming death fist would definitely be a beneficial move to know against a much large opponent. Hitting somebody in such a way that they would die an agonizing death that would cause them to scream for several minutes after they had ceased to live was generally useful even if they were taller than you.

"Well I can do that," Wade smiled and shifted his footing into a neutral stance. "Is this for self-defense or are you trying to take somebody down first?"

Maybe he should ask why she wanted to learn to fight but that was a silly concern. If Ema wanted to learn then he would to teach her the proper way to do these sorts of things. A pilgrim merely provided the necessary tools for enlightenment whatever she wanted to do with them was really between her and the rest of the universe.

Well there were a lot of different moves he could teach her and he wasn't even sure if she was allowed to know even half of them.

"Well what kind of moves do you want to know?" It was important to clarify that she wasn't just sparring him to learn how to perform a screaming death fist. Most people were not emotionally mature enough to learn how to perform a screaming death fist even if they claimed they were.